by Adam Jan Kaufmann, 2015.
„Goodnight, I said, trip safely”
never marry a Catholic girl
was not the title
of this song, and I realize you love
their singer better, she said,
Apocalypse, she said,
„Nobody respects the typist.
Awful people.”, she said
the alcohol-mechanic replied:
„You have reached the end of this
conversation. Would you like to rewind to the beginning?”
No, she said, I would like to read
a book about
Or watch a movie
Or violate international laws
in a fountain.
Kinkier than Kinski.
OK, I said, but remember
Cinematography < Sex.
„Songs that please the ear and leave the mind blown.”
He wrote me a song
„Primal thunder on German leather,
no cheap talk, just ice.”
„Curls on brocade.”
My man here,
proudly sponsored by
Italians, fueled by
Irish liquor, served on
Polish bread, trips the taxi
every time on the way to an airport he hears
„Zegarmistrz Swiatla” on the radio and goes
crazy – talking
that nuclear war
and Sun Ra
I am also tidying up his discography
today. To do this, you have to be a
pervert. And very pedantic.
„You let him go to
“I always promise we play
Librarian & the Quest of R’lyeh
back. He always returns.”
trick TV ad
“Only in chosen supermarkets! The Che
Guevara cheddar – tastes like Revolution!”
the heroine is in jail again, but she
in another movie
scores the monk
“Z Ciebie to jest niezla modelka”
said my mother to her mother
which pissed off our
and they don’t like interruptions
big football games
And if you ask her
How to survive today’s madness?
She’ll tell you to
Get bored quickly. Repeat until you’re
bored with boredom.
Voila, the rest is in my purse!
“The Consequence of Fury, or How I Stopped Worrying, and Married a Model”
“Niezly Meksyk!” means “What a Mexico!” in Polish, and is a
description of total
My first words in the morning.
Polish word of the day:
Be immediate, intuitive, totally pointless. Make beautiful noise when you’re not busy breathing. Ignore your dead heroes, even those who think they’re still alive. Don’t listen to predictable music. Scream, whisper, chant like a madman. Make love 3 times a day. Outrun your thoughts and ego. Be yourself to the point where you’re the only one who tries to understand you. Not even I have to do that.
Don’t call yourself an “underground artist” unless you actually live in your wife’s basement, because your music supposedly disturbs her cats.
German word of the day:
„Making noise again. To the f*cking basement.”
„With a lovely accent on f*cking.”
wheelchairing a yorkshire
terrier in Brixton singing „god
save the queen / she ain’t
no human being.” Yes, mother was right.